Archive | December, 2012

Welcome to Funland

31 Dec

We had one of these amusement parks in my hometown. But I don’t recall going there being much fun. You had to wait in lines for short crappy rides, and you would get sick eating cotton candy, drinking caffeinated colas and popcorn. That’s about it.

Welcome to FunlandFunland

Big Fun

31 Dec

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Coming Soon to Your Galaxy

31 Dec

Milky Way

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They’re full of hate (They fornicate) if you get caught you’re going to sew.

31 Dec

Kim and Kanye

Those pills you call anti-psychotics (major tranquilizers) and mood stabilizers (anti-epileptics) are like poison to me.

31 Dec

The sky was rolled up like a scroll, and all of the mountains and islands were moved

31 Dec

Here they come!

Acts and Martyrdom of St. Matthew the Apostle

31 Dec

About that time Matthew, the holy apostle and evangelist of Christ, was abiding in the mountain resting, and praying in his tunic and apostolic robes without sandals; and behold, Jesus came to Matthew in the likeness of the infants who sing in paradise …

And the child said: What sayest thou, O Matthew? Understand and know that a discourse is better than a calf, and words of meekness better than every herb of the field, and a sweet saying as the perfume of love, and cheerfulness of countenance better than feeding, and a pleasant look is as the appearance of sweetness. Understand, Matthew, and know that I am paradise, that I am the comforter, I am the power of the powers above, I the strength of those that restrain themselves and the crown of the virgins …

Acts and Martyrdom of St. Matthew the Apostle